When You Get Over 95, Every Day

They'll Always Be An England, Even If It's In Hollywood.

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.