Middle Age Is When You Still Believe

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.

Out Here In The Pacific, They Have Typhoons And Hurricanes That Blow Over 200 Miles An Hour. We Have Tornadoes And Hurricanes Back Home, But I Don't Worry About Them. The Mortgage On My House Is So Heavy That Nothing Could Budge It.