Television. That's Where Movies Go When They

Lots Of Travel, Away From Home.

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

I Don't Bother To Look For Parking Space Anymore. As Soon As I Get Near Hollywood Boulevard ... I Sell.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.