If You Haven't Got Any Charity In

Isn't It Fun To Go Out On The Course And Lie In The Sun?

I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing And Said, 'what Do I Do Next?' Pat Replied, 'wait Till The Pain Dies Down.'

In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked Onto A Stage With The Confidence Of A Man Who Owned It, And By The Time He Walked Off, He Did.

Four Of Us Slept In The One Bed. When It Got Cold, Mother Threw On Another Brother.

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.