In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

Bing Crosby And I Weren't The Types To Go Around Kissing Each Other. We Always Had A Light Jab For Each Other. One Of Our Stock Lines Used To Be "there's Nothing I Wouldn't Do For Bing, And There's Nothing He Wouldn't Do For Me." And That's The Way We Go Through Life - Doing Nothing For Each Other!

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

We Have 51 Golf Courses In Palm Springs. He [president Ford] Never Decides Which Course He Will Play Until After The First Tee Shot.

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.