We Have 51 Golf Courses In Palm

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

Bing Crosby And I Weren't The Types To Go Around Kissing Each Other. We Always Had A Light Jab For Each Other. One Of Our Stock Lines Used To Be "there's Nothing I Wouldn't Do For Bing, And There's Nothing He Wouldn't Do For Me." And That's The Way We Go Through Life - Doing Nothing For Each Other!

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.