Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And

My Idea Of Christmas, Whether Old-fashioned Or Modern, Is Very Simple: Loving Others. Come To Think Of It, Why Do We Have To Wait For Christmas To Do That?

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

Isn't It Fun To Go Out On The Course And Lie In The Sun?

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.

Four Of Us Slept In The One Bed. When It Got Cold, Mother Threw On Another Brother.