Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat

Most Of The People Who Came For Dancing Lessons Had Rumba Ambitions And Minuet Bodies

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

I've Never Wanted An Oscar, Although They Are Reassuring To An Actor Who Doesn't Know How Really Great He Is.

It's Amazing How Many People You See On Tv. I Did My First Television Show A Month Ago, And The Next Day Five Million Television Sets Were Sold. The People Who Couldn't Sell Theirs Threw Them Away.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?