A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

Every Naval Vessel Has A Contingent Of Marines Aboard. After All, The Sailors Have To Have Someone To Dance With.

A Few Years Ago He Had A Big Heart Transplant In Chicago, A Five-hour Operation. It Took The Doctors Four Hours To Get Him On The Operating Table.

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.