Everybody Knows What California Smog Is -

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

England Occupies A Warm Spot In My Affections. It Was The Scene Of My Greatest Performance. I Was Born There.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?

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