English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.