You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.

-Bob Hope

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You Could Buy My Book In A

Bob Hope

You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.

Topic

Funny

Book

Reading

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

Mouths

Polite

Audience