List Of One Liner Quotes

I Can't Just Say The Words, Do A Lot Of One-liners. I Love Each Person I Play; I Have To Be That Person. I Have To Do Him True.

The One-liner Of This Movie [ The Hollars], You've Probably Heard Before: 'a Guy Goes Home To His Family And Finds Out About Himself.

I Became A Specialist At Comedic One-liners.

He Was Bare Chested And In Good Trim. I Said That Just Looking At Him I Knew There Would Always Be An England

I Felt I Wasn't Getting Anywhere In England.

Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.

I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're The Same People Restoring The Statue Of Liberty.

A Skunk Is Better Company Than A Person Who Prides Himself On Being 'frank'.

No One-liner Can Ever Be Optimal.

People Are Clever, But Almost No One Ever Devises An Optimal Quip Precisely At The Needed Moment. Therefore, Virtually All Great One-liners Are Later Inventions - Words That People Wished They Had Spouted, But Failed To Manufacture At The Truly Opportune Instant.

[arnold Schwarzenegger] Is Funny. Some Great One-liners, Some Great Banter Between Him And The Contestants [on "the Apprentice" ]. And He's Good!

President Reagan's One-liners Were Terrific.