I Became A Specialist At Comedic One-liners.

No One's Raising Children Any More. To Love A Child, You've Got To Work For It. You Have To Change Its Diapers And Feed It At Night!

If The Accident Of Genes Has Put You In A Place Where You Can Be A Role Model, Then Be Somebody!

Eileen Ford Wanted Me To Fix My Nose And My Teeth. I Said, Sure, Great, But I Really Had No Intention To.

The Doctors Told Me I'd Be Fine If I Play Only Golf And Tennis Doubles For The Rest Of My Life. But I Dive. I Dogsled. I Trek. I Guess I'll Have Surgery.

Fashion Is What You're Offered Four Times A Year. Style Is What You Pick Out Of That Fashion...