I Felt I Wasn't Getting Anywhere In

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost As Many Places As My Luggage.

And On Nearby Islands, The Japanese Army Was Eating Raw Fish. We Felt Sorry For Them. We Didn't Know That In America After The War, You Wouldn't Be Able To Get Into A Sushi Joint Without A Reservation. And We Thought They Lost.

Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?

At The Academy Award Dinners All The Actors And Actresses In Hollywood Gather Around To See What Someone Else Thinks About Their Acting Besides Their Press Agents.