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Drugs Are Very Much A Part Of Professional Sports Today, But When You Think About It, Golf Is The Only Sport Where The Players Aren't Penalized For Being On Grass.

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.

Bing Crosby And I Weren't The Types To Go Around Kissing Each Other. We Always Had A Light Jab For Each Other. One Of Our Stock Lines Used To Be "there's Nothing I Wouldn't Do For Bing, And There's Nothing He Wouldn't Do For Me." And That's The Way We Go Through Life - Doing Nothing For Each Other!