I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green

I Need Money. I Have A Staff Of 30, And Four Houses, Never Mind The Government, To Support.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing And Said, 'what Do I Do Next?' Pat Replied, 'wait Till The Pain Dies Down.'

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.