The High Point Of The Act Is

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.

Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And Italy, Merely The Speakers.

Gerry Ford Is Easy To Spot On The Course. He Drives The Cart With The Red Cross Painted On Top.