I've Never Hit A Woman In My

I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In It.

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.

No Doubt Exists That All Women Are Crazy; It's Only A Question Of Degree.

Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off Drinking; It's Easy. I've Done It A Thousand Times.

I've Been Drunk Only Once In My Life. But That Lasted For Twenty-three Years.