No Doubt Exists That All Women Are

I Only Drink To Steady My Nerves... Sometimes I'm So Steady I Don't Move For Months.

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.

First Prize Was A Week In Philadelphia. Second Prize Was Two Weeks.

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

I Spent Half My Money On Gambling, Alcohol And Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.