Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off

Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than A Fifth.

The Work I'm Doing On The Screen Differs From That Of Anyone Else. My Comedy Is Of A Peculiar Nature...no Writers Have Been Developed Along The Lines Of My Type Of Comedy And This Is Why I Sometimes Have Differences With Writers, Supervisors And Directors Alike.

Business Is An Establishment That Gives You The Legal, Even Though Unethical, Right To Screw The Naive-right, Left, And In The Middle.

I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm Not So Sure.

If There's A Will, Prosperity Can't Be Far Behind.