I've Been Going To Granada For Many

If Someone Starts Agreeing With Me, I Don't Like It. Out Of Pique, I Become Something Else.

People Aren't Universally Heroic.

The Optimum Frequency With Which Comedians Should Do A Series Is Every Year. I Do One Every Three Years. My Audience Is Literally Dying Off.

Most Of The Communists I Knew Were Nice People.

I've Been Going To Granada For Many Years And 12 Years Ago Bought A House A Few Miles Outside The City.