If Someone Starts Agreeing With Me, I

People Used To Think I Was Just A Shouty Comic But I Was Doing Stuff About Sartre.

A Lot Of Those Comics Can't Hold Down Relationships And They've Got No Other Life Apart From Performing. They Sleep In Their Jags And A Lot Of Them Can't Even Talk. All They Can Do Is Tell Gags.

I Always Thought Communism Was Crap, Really.

Most Of My Friends Are Women - I Quite Fancied Being A Woman In A Way.

Dire Straits Is A Great Band. Someone Tells You They Like ""brothers In Arms"" And Immediately You Know They're A Stupid Annoying Git.