People Used To Think I Was Just

If Sitcoms Were Easy To Write, There'd Be A Lot Of Good Ones, And There Aren't.

Everyone I Used To Work With Is Still Alive And Can Afford Expensive Lawyers.

I Suppose The Common Idea Of Me Is That I'm Going To Be Someone Who's Hyper And Cracking Jokes All The Time, But People Who Meet Me Are Soon Disabused Of That Notion.

I Liked 35 And In Both My Novels That Is The Age Of The Lead Characters. I Tried Making Them My Age But They Just Seemed To Keep Moaning About Stuff.

Dire Straits Is A Great Band. Someone Tells You They Like ""brothers In Arms"" And Immediately You Know They're A Stupid Annoying Git.