People Aren't Universally Heroic.

I Liked 35 And In Both My Novels That Is The Age Of The Lead Characters. I Tried Making Them My Age But They Just Seemed To Keep Moaning About Stuff.

You Can't Do Comedy With A Beard.

The Optimum Frequency With Which Comedians Should Do A Series Is Every Year. I Do One Every Three Years. My Audience Is Literally Dying Off.

I Always Thought Communism Was Crap, Really.

I Suppose The Common Idea Of Me Is That I'm Going To Be Someone Who's Hyper And Cracking Jokes All The Time, But People Who Meet Me Are Soon Disabused Of That Notion.