Most Of The Communists I Knew Were

I Suppose The Common Idea Of Me Is That I'm Going To Be Someone Who's Hyper And Cracking Jokes All The Time, But People Who Meet Me Are Soon Disabused Of That Notion.

Yuri Gagarin, The First Man In Space, May Have Had His Charms, But He Really Couldn't Be Considered Hip.

I'm Sure A Psychologist Would See Something Highly Significant In How Absent-minded I Am. I Mean I'd Forget My Head If It Wasn't Attached To My Neck By Muscles, Ligaments And My Esophagus.

Everyone I Used To Work With Is Still Alive And Can Afford Expensive Lawyers.

The Optimum Frequency With Which Comedians Should Do A Series Is Every Year. I Do One Every Three Years. My Audience Is Literally Dying Off.