I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young:

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.

The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You Three Extra Hours To Find Your Luggage.

I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young: Hang Around With Older People.

With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.