He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And

I Feel Very Humble, But I Think I Have The Strength Of Character To Fight It.

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.

If He Slices The Budget Like He Slices A Golf Ball, The Nation Has Nothing To Worry About.

You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.

That's Life. The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Score.