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Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!

I've Always Been In The Right Place And Time. Of Course, I Steered Myself There.

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.