With Today's Movies, If We Took Out

We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.

To Give You An Idea Of How Fast We Travelled - We Left With Two Rabbits And When We Arrived We Still Had Only Two.

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.