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Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.