I Don't Care How Rich And Successful

People Say Fish Is Good For A Diet. But Fish Should Never Be Cooked In Butter. Fish Should Be Cooked In Its Natural Oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .

My Mother Had Morning Sickness After I Was Born.

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.

I Tell Ya, My Wife's A Lousy Cook. After Dinner, I Don't Brush My Teeth. I Count Them.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. I Put My Hand In Some Cement And Felt Another Hand.