I Tell Ya, My Wife's A Lousy

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!

Last Week I Told My Psychiatrist, 'i Keep Thinking About Suicide', And He Told Me From Now I Have To Pay In Advance.

When I Was 3 Years Old, My Parents Got A Dog. I Was Jealous Of The Dog, So They Got Rid Of Me.

I Once Had A Problem ... So I Tried Group Sex. Now I Have A New Problem - Who To Thank.

A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said... 'come On Over, There's Nobody Home.' I Went Over. Nobody Was Home.