Last Week I Told My Psychiatrist, 'i

When I Was Born I Brought No Joy, My Father Said He Wanted A Boy!

I Went To See My Doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...i Told Him Once, "doctor, Every Morning When I Get Up And Look In The Mirror I Feel Like Throwing Up. What's Wrong With Me?" He Said, "i Don't Know, But Your Eyesight Is Perfect."

I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much; My Doctor Drew Blood He Ran A Tab!

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.