I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My

People Say Fish Is Good For A Diet. But Fish Should Never Be Cooked In Butter. Fish Should Be Cooked In Its Natural Oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.

I Went To A Massage Parlor, It Was Self Service.