I Told My Doctor I Got Water

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. When He Took Me Hunting He Gave Me A Three Minute Head Start. Then On The Way Home He Tied Me To The Fender And Put The Deer In The Car.

She Was So Fat That Her Bikini Is Made Out Of Two Bed Sheets (king-size).

My Wife Can't Cook At All. She Made Chocolate Mousse. An Antler Got Stuck In My Throat.

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.

She Was So Fat That Her Belly Button Makes An Echo.