I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood.

I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In Years. I Didn't Want To Interrupt Her.

Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like That, It Had A Hook In It.

In High School, When I Played Football I Got No Respect. I Shared A Locker With A Mop.

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. He Told Me Never Take Candy From A Stranger Unless He Offered Me A Ride.