I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even

I Was In Love With A Beautiful Blonde Once. She Drove Me To Drink. That's The One Thing I'm Indebted To Her For.

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.

The Two-headed Boy In The Circus Never Had Such A Headache.

I Personally Stay Away From Natural Foods. At My Age I Need All The Preservatives I Can Get.