Drinking Is Bad Taste But Tastes Good.

If A Man Keeps His Trap Shut, The World Will Beat A Path To His Door.

There Is No Accounting For Tastes, As The Woman Said When Someone Told Her Her Son Was Wanted By The Police.

Drinking Is Bad Taste But Tastes Good.

In The Order Named, These Are The Hardest To Control - Wine, Women And Song.

Middle Age Occurs When You Are Too Young To Take Up Golf And Too Old To Rush Up To The Net.