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Middle Age Occurs When You Are Too Young To Take Up Golf And Too Old To Rush Up To The Net.

Health Is The Thing That Makes You Feel That Now Is The Best Time Of The Year.

Nothing Is More Responsible For The Good Old Days Than A Bad Memory.

An Extravagance Is Something You Buy Which Is No Earthly Use To Your Wife.

Day After Day, Night After Night, My Life At Home Is Far From Bright, But Even Home Has More Variety, Than I Can Find In Cafe Society.