If A Man Keeps His Trap Shut,

Life, Lift The Full Goblet--away With All Sorrow-- The Circle Of Friendship What Freedom Would Sever? To-day Is Our Own, And A Fig For To-morrow-- Here's To The Fourth And Our Country Forever.

You Do Not Know What You Can Miss Before You Try.

Count The Day Won, When The Earth, Turning On Its Axis, Imposes No Additional Taxes

When The Political Columnists Say 'every Thinking Man' They Mean Themselves, And When Candidates Appeal To 'every Intelligent Voter' They Mean Everybody Who Is Going To Vote For Them

The Trouble With This Country Is That There Are Too Many Politicians Who Believe, With A Conviction Based On Experience, That You Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time.