The Trouble With This Country Is That

Christmas Is Over And Business Is Business.

Drinking Is Bad Taste But Tastes Good.

When The Political Columnists Say 'every Thinking Man' They Mean Themselves, And When Candidates Appeal To 'every Intelligent Voter' They Mean Everybody Who Is Going To Vote For Them

These Are The Saddest Of Possible Words, Tinker-to-evers-to-chance. Trio Of Bear Cubs Fleeter Than Birds, Tinker-to-evers-to-chance. Ruthlessly Pricking Our Gonfalon Bubble, Making A Giant Hit Into A Double, Words That Are Weighty With Nothing But Trouble, Tinker-to-evers-to-chance. This Brief Poem, Immortalized The Chicago Cubs' Double-play Combination: Shortstop Joe Tinker, Second Baseman Johnny Evers, And First Baseman Frank Chance.

Count The Day Won, When The Earth, Turning On Its Axis, Imposes No Additional Taxes