Count The Day Won, When The Earth,

There Is No Accounting For Tastes, As The Woman Said When Someone Told Her Her Son Was Wanted By The Police.

Count The Day Won, When The Earth, Turning On Its Axis, Imposes No Additional Taxes

Middle Age Occurs When You Are Too Young To Take Up Golf And Too Old To Rush Up To The Net.

These Are The Saddest Of Possible Words, Tinker-to-evers-to-chance. Trio Of Bear Cubs Fleeter Than Birds, Tinker-to-evers-to-chance. Ruthlessly Pricking Our Gonfalon Bubble, Making A Giant Hit Into A Double, Words That Are Weighty With Nothing But Trouble, Tinker-to-evers-to-chance. This Brief Poem, Immortalized The Chicago Cubs' Double-play Combination: Shortstop Joe Tinker, Second Baseman Johnny Evers, And First Baseman Frank Chance.

One Man's Pointlessness Is Another's Barbed Satire.