There Is No Accounting For Tastes, As

Count The Day Won, When The Earth, Turning On Its Axis, Imposes No Additional Taxes

Elections Are Won By Men And Women Chiefly Because Most People Vote Against Somebody Rather Than For Somebody.

I Find That A Great Part Of The Information I Have Was Acquired By Looking Up Something And Finding Something Else On The Way.

Nobody Can Write Such Ironic Things Unless He Has A Deep Sense Of Injustice-injustice To Those Members Of The Race Who Are Victims Of The Stupid, The Pretentious And The Hypocritical.

Day After Day, Night After Night, My Life At Home Is Far From Bright, But Even Home Has More Variety, Than I Can Find In Cafe Society.