Comedians, We're Just People Who Whine. But

I Once Dealt With A Prima Donna On A Movie Set. I Won't Say Who, But His First Name Is A Country. A Communist Country. Run By Fidel Castro.

I'm Not Going To Lie To You Fellas, I've Been Drinking

I Wish I Was This Dark Genius Artist - Like Richard Pryor Or Something.

Artie Is Going To Do What Ever Artie Wants To Do.

I Am Not The Easiest Guy To Live With. It Is Probably The Lack Of Stability In My Life.