I Wish I Was This Dark Genius

I Want To See Toby Maguire Fight Christian Bale.

Artie Is Going To Do What Ever Artie Wants To Do.

Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do 'em Because You Hate Yourself.

I Snorted Heroin Once By Accident. It Was Amazing. But Kids, Don't Snort Heroin. It's Too Good.

I Have A Bad Gambling Problem. You're Not In Show Business For 12 Years And Dress Like This Without A Bad Gambling Problem.