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I Was Always A Thin Kid; I Was An Athlete.

I Want To See Toby Maguire Fight Christian Bale.

I Have Been In A Lot Of Movies, But None Of Them Are Critics' Darlings, You Might Say.

All I Can Say Is That You Only Realize How Big Your Mountain Is Once Youre Laying Motionless, Helpless, And Hopeless In The Valley Below. No One Goes There On Purpose, If You Get What Im Saying, Because The Only Way To Find Your Personal Low Is To Slip And Roll Down That Mountain Of Yours, Straight Through To The Bottom, No Holds Barred.

I Wish I Was This Dark Genius Artist - Like Richard Pryor Or Something.