I Want To See Toby Maguire Fight

It's Not A Drug Problem, Until You Run Out Of Money. Until Then It's Just Drugs.

'course The World Of Sports Takes Itself Way Too Serious. Sports Writers Are All High And Mighty.

Historically, A Successful Life In Comedy Is A Dream That's As Equally Pondered And Unpursued As Being An Astronaut.

I Had A Career Before The Stern Show, On Mad Tv. I Was On The First Two Seasons Of That And I Got Kicked Off It Because Of Possession Of Cocaine.

I Used To Be A Longshoreman. I Didn't Go To College. I Have A Voice That When I Say Something, It Can Sound Way Meaner Than You Think It Is.