Historically, A Successful Life In Comedy Is

Googling Me, You Talk About Being Depressed. First Of All There's 18 Websites That Predict My Early Death.

A Weekend In Vegas Without Gambling And Drinking Is Just Like Being A Born-again Christian.

I Had A Career Before The Stern Show, On Mad Tv. I Was On The First Two Seasons Of That And I Got Kicked Off It Because Of Possession Of Cocaine.

The Regular Guy Still Relates To Him And Howard Is A $500 Million Guy Now Who Dates A Model And Drives About In A Limo All Day. But Howard Still Knows How To Make A Plumber Laugh And Those Guys Still Have Him On In The Morning, Because He Is A Real Talent.

I Wish I Was This Dark Genius Artist - Like Richard Pryor Or Something.