I'm Not Going To Lie To You

I Wish I Was This Dark Genius Artist - Like Richard Pryor Or Something.

Vegas Means Comedy, Tragedy, Happiness And Sadness All At The Same Time.

It's A Life Of Five-card Draw, And You Know What? When God Asked Me - I'm Fine With The Card I Got. I'm Gonna Play This.

When You Did Impressions On 'madtv,' The Producers Gave You A Walkman That Played Huge Sections Of Whatever Movie Was Being Parodied, With Your Character's Catchphrases Recorded On A Loop. You'd Wear This Thing Around During Rehearsals And For A Week Listen To The Voice You Had To Impersonate Over And Over Again. It Drove All Of Us Crazy.

Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do 'em Because You Hate Yourself.